apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i believe in u and ur pee
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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