I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he fucked my hip out of place.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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