As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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