Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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