well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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