I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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