Is it normal to miss your booty call?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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