Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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