Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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