At least make sure they are 18
Why
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
