i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i barfeds in our rink
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
