Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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