today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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