you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
