I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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