i'm lost and i look like a hooker
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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