her vagine was all disorganized.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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