Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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