You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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