My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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