Sry I called you an 8
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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