I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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