i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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