so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
honey bunches of taint.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This baby is an asshole
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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