what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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