he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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