the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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