Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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