Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Randomize
