i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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