I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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