If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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