Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot