He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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