he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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