It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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