Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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