Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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