absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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