I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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