his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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