im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Randomize