My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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