So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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