I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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