so explain again why im purple
no
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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