Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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