What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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