He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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