i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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