I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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