Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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