the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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