what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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