sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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