chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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