I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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