We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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