i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
send nudes
from the living room?
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