No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
My feet surprised me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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