At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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