Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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