if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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